Special thanks to Chris from Exo Armor Labs for rendering these images of my Mark V armor.
*officially initiates prayer-circle for Blue Team to be in Halo 5*
what are those meta gifs from? the ones titled now i've got your 6
Sorry to disappoint you, but that gifset is not of the Meta/Agent Maine from 'Red vs. Blue' - it’s featuring Kelly-087, female Spartan-II extraordinaire. She’s a canon character from the Halo Universe, and is far more awesome than I could possibly describe in a few words. If you want to know more, I’ll just direct you here: [link]
Specifically, I made those gifs from a CGI short film called "The Package", which is part of a series of stories that make up the 'Halo Legends' DVD movie.
Hope that answers your question!
SEVEN FOOT TALL KILLING MACHINE STUMBLING OVER HER ORDER OF A FRAPPUCCINO IN A STARBUCKS AND APOLOGISING PROFUSELY FOR BREAKING THE DISPLAY CASE TO GET A MUFFIN
*SCREAMS* I WANT THIS. SPARTANS STRUGGLING WITH CIVILIAN LIFE. BUT REALLY WANTING IT SO THEY KEEP WORKING AT IT. CIVILIANS ARE INFURIATING. NON-MILITARY LIFE IS CONFUSING. BUT THE FUCKING MUFFINS ARE GOOD.
Civilian Spartans constantly trying to put metal things on their back or thigh because they’re used to the magnetic holsters and they keep forgetting their cellphone and wallet will just fall on the ground if they slap them on their thighs
Civilian Spartans keeping cash in incriments of 32 in their wallet because it’s the capacity of an MA5 magazine and that’s how they remember how much money they have on hand
Civilian Spartans discovering pizza
Civilian Spartans going running to keep in shape and like pulling a Captain America on ppl, sprinting by their neighbors on jogging trails and bench pressing ridiculous amounts of weight, casually rescuing cats from trees by just running up the tree. Civilian Spartans that are still very service-minded so they’re always like “HOW CAN I HELP YOU CITIZEN?” and startling ppl.
Civilian Spartans discovering Pop-Rocks.
So whenever the Spartans are all allowed to bunk together instead of in separate rooms it basically ends up with Kelly using Sam, John, and Fred as pillows, like one for her feet, one for her head, one for general side warming.Linda just kind of disapprovingly lurks around the edges of ridiculous cuddle-pile, shakin her head.
Kelly is like “you know you wanna come sit over here” and Linda is like “nope yur wrong” and Kelly is like “imma hug you” and Linda is like “get away from me” and Kelly like “huggin you” and Linda like “goddammit we are super soldiers, have some dignity - oh well whatever” *gets bear hugged by Kelly, weathers hugs stoically*
*whispers* John-117 fucking loves pie because, one time, in training, they hella beat some dudes at war games and took all their stuff and there were little packaged pie things in the rations and everyone else was like “bleh, gross” except John who ate all of them and almost made himself sick. Kelly and Sam made fun of him for days. He didn’t give a shit. Pie is awesome.
Kelly fucking takes on the Ur-Didact 1v1 with a Scattershot to save John.
If that ain’t love, I don’t know what is…
Halo: Escalation - Issue #10 Preview
"Through thirty years of war against alien aggressors, I have always known my fate. I knew someday I would die in battle.
But now that it is here… Now that it is time to die…
I find I am not ready.”
This is a wonderful piece of character development for John, it gives me hope that Brian Reed can continue Schlerf’s wonderful work on John’s character.
John is not afraid to die. He was perfectly ready to sacrifice himself in ‘Halo 4’ when he slammed his hand down on that nuke aboard Mantle’s Approach to destroy the Composer because he knew that he would die for a purpose - saving Earth. Now that he’s gone up against the Ur-Didact again and is faced with death once more, he realizes that he is not ready to go out not doing something to save the people he is meant to protect.
He’s afraid of dying without purpose, because when you take that away from a Spartan-II then what do they have left?